Car Salesman Joke - A Little Tail

This is a Joke told at a car-lot, but actually by a customer:

There was a monkey running down city streets, sun shining and not a care in the world. The monkey crossed the railroad track and just as he crossed, a train came and cut off the tip of his tail. The monkey startled, turned and ran back to recover the tip of his tail. As the monkey was about to pick up his tail, another train car cut off his head. I know this a little gruesome, sorry.
The moral of the story, dont get your head cut off chasing a little tail!

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Car Salesman Joke-A Little Tail
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Mexican Joke
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